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Funny Pick Up Lines • Hi, my
name’s Right ... Mr. Right.
• I’ll marry you tomorrow,
but let’s honeymoon tonight.
• Did you hear the latest
health report? You need to up your daily intake of vitamin me.
• I didn’t know that Miss
America lived here!
• Hey, did you fart?
Because you blew me away!
• I noticed you noticing
me, and I’d like to notify you that I noticed you, too.
• Can I have your picture
so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
• I haven’t taken my
pills, but you work just like Viagra.
• Are you Jamaican? ’Cause
ja makin’ me crazy.
• Could you do me a favor
and tell your boyfriend he’s a lucky man?
• Are you the tiger on the
Frosted Flakes box? Because you’re looking "Grrrrreat!"
• Do you know karate?
’Cause your body sure is kickin’!
• I may not be the best
looking guy in here, but I’m the only one talking to you.
• If I had a nickel for
every time I saw a woman as beautiful as you, I’d have five
cents.
• What’s a nice girl like
you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
• Hi, I’m Mr. Right--I
heard you were looking for me.
• Girl, you must have a
license to drive me that crazy!!
• Are you from Tennessee?
’Cause you’re the only ten-I-see.
• Damn! And I thought I was good looking!
• My last name is "Visa," because I’m
everywhere you want to be!
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